Have you ever watched the movie “Joy” when Jennifer Lawrence is wringing out a mop that she used to clean up broken glass (because I guess brooms aren’t a thing in Hollywood) and then she cuts her hand to a bloody mess because DUH broken glass. That scene left a MARK on me. It left one on her to because she invents a new mop and makes millions.
How often do you mop your floors?
My answer to this question is similar to when I ask patients how often they floss their teeth. “I mean.. sometimes, every other week.. rarely… never.”
For the better part of my up-bringing, I lived in a very much carpeted home, with linoleum floors in the appropriate areas- kitchen and bathroom. Mopping wasn’t really a “chore” we did, that I remember. There was dusting, vacuuming, windex… and though I’m sure my mom mopped (and also because I’m sure she’s reading this) … I just don’t have a grasp on WHAT IS NORMAL MOPPING.
1) I own an actual mop.
I let the previous owner of our house borrow it before we moved in because hers accidentally got shipped on by the movers.
I said, “sure, it’s like brand new- I’ve hardly ever used it!” (Oh-how-funny-laughter)
Home-owner: “yeah, I can’t believe they packed mine- I use it like everyday”
Silence.
Everyday?
PS: She was a housewife.
BUT STILL. Is that the status quo for hard wood floors? I can’t keep up. I wasn’t trained for this.
2) Let me introduce you to my everyday mop:
She answers to Maggie more than mop, but comes when called and leaves a floor spotless.
Cleaning solution is questionable.
3) I own a Swiffer that I use on occasion simply because I love the smell of the solution in the wipes.
I INVENTED a new technique when using it around my tiny bathroom. I shed more than the dog pictured above and noticed a nice bit of hair and dust in my midst- naturally I thought YEAH I CAN SWIFFER THAT.
Through what started as a very frustrating- yet delightful smelling- experience, I learned if you twirl the Swiffer around the hair like a fork in Spaghetti.. it will kind of clean your floor and get the hair to stick. Trademark pending.
It was during this methodical scientific testing that I thought- maybe I should use an actual mop. Oh and vacuum. And dust.
Maybe I should be a cleaner person. Or MAYBE my husband should be a cleaner person.
#WIFELIFE
Please take pity on me and comment with your cleaning tips.
Rainbow is life. Except for when I’m too lazy to get it out. My current strategy for the sun room is CLOSE THE DOOR.
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Weekly unless you have spills that need immediate cleanup. On hardwood I use Bona. Truly your rainbow is the best tool you have to keep the floors in good shape.
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